Chicken Salad

If and when I eat a chicken salad, my main goal is to save all the pieces of chicken from drowning in the leaves of lettuce. So yes, often times you’ll find me digging through my salad for chicken and yes often times when there are no more pieces of chicken left in my salad I complete my mission and I’m done eating.

So why I didn’t just get chicken instead of a whole salad? Sadly that’s a question I’ll never be able to answer.